This possibly explains why I never made CHEERLEADER!! ..that and the fact that I never could turn a CARTWHEEL! I was too busy riding my stick horse/ broom handle... I couldn't have done that with a LUCKY STRIKE in my mouth ..

Gee Whiz!

'Gosh darn! My hubby gets me the nicest gifts!' .. and why does she want to 'thank him'! three times a day? I wonder if she had to install it? Life was so simple in the olden days... actually I'd like a 'In*Sink*Erator'.. wonder if the PEARLS were part of the package.. just to soften the edges??

Mother's Night Out...

..so this is what happens on 'Mother's Night Out'... Surprise, Mom! I made Chicken Liver Spaghetti! I bet they don't let little Sue cook again ... tho' Bobby seems to look forward to trying it... and Mama Betty had time to get her hair done! Nobody said she had to eat it... (and Dad can't take his eyes off of her..)

for swinging mamas

How come when I was PG there weren't any songs just for me?... actually this album was from that time. What a fun thing to be doing when you're nine months along! I'd say the mama-to-be in green is a bit of a show-off...

Today is another GLO-O-OMY day... it might have quit raining but the water is inching ever closer to the house... (I really don't like rain).. we may all wash downstream to Hamilton... or is that the wrong direction?? If I could only find somebody to fix me a cuppa DRINKETTE ...(look how that little tyke is gulping it down) ....

perfect present ...

..isn't it interesting what some folks consider a suitable present ..now I would never have expected this to show up under the tree... like maybe some one was sending me a 'secret message' .. why do I need to arm myself ? ... maybe that 'elf ' wasn't who he appeared to be...

too much HOLIDAYS!

..I never really thought too much about being overly pudgy but it's good to know they have some clothes patterns for us plus -size girls! Mayhaps I'll put this piece of fudge back into the bag! ..and skip the piece of almond roca that's hidden away from 'you-know-who'..